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What Kasey wrote:

12/2/07 Dear Diary,

I lost my diary. And I only just found it....So OK. Guess I'll write about recent things.

I helped put up the Christmas Tree. ^_^ Ok, well I watched. But same thing, right? They COULDN'T have done it without me to be there. Now it looks great! This will now be my 4th Christmas in this world. I love it too! You know why? I always get goodies that day! I always get a big big bone to gnaw on (that takes a few days) and toys and treats. Ah, holidays. Never lets me down.

That's all I have to say now....

Merry Christmas,

Kasey

6/19/07 Dear Diary,

I HATE IT WHEN I HAVE TO POOP! My heavens! (Beware....there's more poop on the way)

Whenever I poop, ALL OF THIS STUPID BUM FUR GETS ALL MESSY! Then mom and dad have to wipe it. And sometimes in public too! Less than a week ago we were in a parking lot. And guess what? I had to poop and I did then it got all over my bum and on one of my hind legs, It was so nasty! Then mom and dad (mom and dad=JD parents) had to take me at like the middle of the parking lot infont of a market and they held me down and wiped my bum and leg! OMG! AND IT TOOK LIKE AN HOUR!!!! GAHHH!!

Always bring wipes,

Kasey

6/14/07 Dear Diary,

This move involves flying. But in Kasey's case, falling. With style.

Dog magic Carpet Dive

1.Get on something high up in the air.

2.Get a carpet.

3.Find a magical fairy.

4.Get it's fairy dust.

5.Throw it away.

6.Sprinkle fairy dust over carpets.

7.Get on capret, and jump off.

8.Hope for the best.

Ouch,

Kasey

4/4/07 Dear Diary,

PREPARE TO BE DOG FU-ED! I SHALL TEACH YOU WELL, GRASSHOPPER.

Ok now the move I will teach you is the dog flop. What? Oh yeah I already taught you that a while ago. Well, I will teach you the Spinning Bone. It is an easy move to use against your enemies.

1.Lay flat on ground. -Lays dummies down-

2.When your enemy come over to you to finish you off, turn on your spin pack! -Turns on spin pack. Spins out of control. Hovers for a second then comes crashing down-

3.Ok don't do with I just did. That was NOT A MISTAKE I was just.....showing you what will happen if you do not do it right.

4.The object is that you spin, then trip your enemy, THEN they fall so you can finish them off.

Pssst! Need a spin pack? Buzz of to somewhere else. Cuz I don't got any.

-Spins out of control again-,

Kasey

4/3/07 Dear Diary,

Wow! What a day! (Check dog log) I can't believe I got in trouble for rolling in droppings! I mean, it wasn't like I was going to eat it. I was just rubbing my scent on it. So what? I also learned that I don't like chocolate chip ice cream. Too cold....

I'm also going to teach ninja dog again. My pals really need it. First I gotta think of new moves.....

Lost train of thought,

Kasey

4/2/07 Dear Diary,

Story Time! Now instead of the Fun Page, it got changed into a story page. Here you'll see awesome stories of me! About me finding a magic bone and making the world a better place. Me finding the lost city of Atlantis. ME.....-Kasey...these stories are FICTION.-

JD, you ruin the fun! Now everyone is gonna know that I'm not superdog. -You are in my mind-

Don't get all sappy.

Man!,

Kasey

4/1/07 Dear Diary,

Woah! My site just got like way better. It looks better...has more cool things....wow! I am so happy. Just soo happy..... Ok I'll stop. JD also said that I'll be getting a dog log. It's where she posts something like a summary of my day. I hope she doesn't put too much in it... But who cares! You'll know more about little me!

I also cannot wait for something big. My site's first birthday! *teary eyed* I remember when I posted "Huh? I got my own website?" Webby is growing up so fast. *cries* It was only yesterday I was making her first pages! (Ok...JD was making her first pages...)

Gonna let JD work on my site more,

Kasey

2/26/07 Dear Diary,

Yay! JD said that I could get my own email address! I sooo can't wait! I want to choose it! (Well duh Kasey...)

It will be all pretty will bones on it, glitter, paw prints and ME! (Kasey....you can only have font in an email address)

What?!?! Well, I'll make it so it's ME. I'll probably get one TODAY....Or tomorrow. JD will put it in the news.

2/25/07 Dear Diary,

*creeps in* (whispers) Don't me mad at me please. I'm sorry I haven't written in like, a year. I'm gonna try and get on more. And get more of my pics on here.

Ho! Don't forget! Next month is my B-day! Let's hope that JD will get me something good

Wow...I'm gonna be three years old....wow I'm getting old.

7/24/06 Dear Diary,

I am sooooo sorry that I haven't written in a looooong time! It's just that we are very busy life. Wow and I haven't written in almost a MONTH........well, I will be adding a few things here. Carry on, nothing to see right now....

Hello,

Kasey

6/30/06 Dear Diary,

! Summer is getting tooooooooooooooo hot!!! I don't like this weather, not one bit. I get all panty and then people form the other side of the world can hear me pant because it gets so load. I am better in Antarctica , yes. Nice and cool and it would seem the right temperature just for me and other long haired dogs. It would be so fun I could live there my whole life! But sadly, here the whole time I've been living, I've had only ONE SNOWDAY!!!!! NOoOoOoOoOoOo! It is not good!!!!! WHY?!?!?!?! Gah. Hate hot. Love cold.

Fire vs. Ice,

Kasey

6/29/06 Dear Diary,

Yeah I know it's been here for a while but like the new cursor? It's a keeshond and that's the way I like it! Cursors are......fun. Instead of this pointy boring arrow, you can make it into a dog! OH YEAH!!!! DOGS RULE!!!! Woof. Oh and do I seem very.....load today? It's because I'm happy. And when I'm happy, I get load. And when I get load, I'm happy. And when I get quiet, I get sad. And when I get sad, I get quiet. And when I get mad I make angry barks. And when I make angry barks, I get mad. See?

Sad, Mad, Glad,

Kasey

6/28/06 Dear Diary,

Have you ever heard on www.neopets.com ? It's a very popular virtual pet site where you can create your own pet and earn neopoints (nps), items, and lots of things to earn. You can also have up to 4 pets on each account and have up to 5 accounts. BUT you may only have one account (first account) which is called your main account. You can only do the dailies there and the real stuff and games thig on your main so people can't cheat. I hate cheaters. They are to lazy to just wait and follow the simple rules! Gosh. Click the link below to join neopets!

Cheat is bleh,

Kasey

6/27/06 Dear Diary,

JD found this really fun and cool site where you can adopt your own dog (but they don't have all breeds but the site is new and they're working on it!) It's called www.virtualpetsworld.com and it's free, fun, easy (once you get the hang of it) and you can train, feed, travel around the city, shop not real money), play, and all kinds of things on there. JD's account name is dogwolfcoyotefox, yep that. Dogwolfcoyotefox. Bet you're wondering why she didn't put my name in it? Well she play all of these sites and about almost all of the usernames she has have the word 'Kasey' in it. So then she though to put all of her fave animals into one and that's how she go the name. Deal with it.

Dogwolfcoyotefox,

Kasey

6/26/06 Dear Diary,

A NEW BATTLE MOVE!!!

Yes, a new one. It's called the bone taker and what you do is tale others' bones but they don't notice. Here's how you do it:

1)Hide somewhere behind the person whith the bone

2)Pretend you're a snake

3)Slither on out but when your halfway, say BOOM BANG CHANG CHANG BOP BOP!

4)When the person turns around, hit them on the nose to make then cross-eyed. Then take the bone and run before they call the FBI on you.

Hope that helped. It really does worl. And it rocks.

BOOM BANG,

Kasey

6/25/06 Dear Diary,

I came up with a game today! It's a fill in. Here:

Hi my name is (name here) and I love to eat (something here)! And Kasey's site rocks. I will do the best for it! What's that you say? (niose) You love that great site too? (enter a good saying)!

HAHA you love my site huh? I am soooo better than you!

Teehee,

Kasey

6/24/06 Dear Diary,

Do you have your own site? Do you like it? I bet MINE IS WAY BETTER THAN YOURS!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA! My site is so cool thst your reading this *laughs* NO sitre is greater than mine! I am bored. Oh wait I got a question for you. Do you like pie? Pie rocks! It's very good. I wish they made a bone pie though. It would have the goodness of a pie AND a bone! It would be to die for! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM It would taste good. Though I wonder you'd you make it. Oh well it's a dog's life I guess.

Pie,

Kasey

6/23/06 Dear Diary,

Hi. Bye. Yo. Peace Out. Bored. Happy. Sad. Glad. Mad. Nevermind.....that was stupid. Well not much going on for today. What's that you say? You see a fly? But how? Are you immortal? What? YOU ARE CONFUSING ME GET OUT NOW OR ELSE I WILL DO THE DOG FLOP ON YOU! Heh the dog flop never gets old.......once I did it on a chair. It hurt though and I promised myself never to do that again. Though I don't know why I did it. I feel strange. Maybe I'll take a nap to feel better. Ah..zzz...yes...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..........Yeah, cool flying bones....yum......cool, some biscuts......BOOM! AH! WHAT WAS THAT? Oh great now I am awake. Well I'll try and go back to sleep so bye!

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz,

Kasey

6/22/06 Dear Diary,

OWO IT IS HOT TODAY! I mean WOW IT IS HOT TODAY! Or, WOW IT IS VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY HOT TODAY! Though I think you get the idea. I can't go out for the whole day because I'm a longhaired dog If only I had a machine or power to make my hair long/short. Or if I could control the weather! YES! THAT WOULD BE MY POWER! I could make raining bones at least once a week, steak tornado, stuff like that.

Steak power!,

Kasey

6/21/06 Dear Diary,

How I wish this site would be one without the freewebs.com/ part. Though I have no idea what those are called but JD knows but I'm not going to bother asking. JD is going to come out with a super-cool layout but first she is thinking of what it'll look like. Now that the navabar is on the side it will stay there and I like it better there than on the top. I also dream that me and JD can make our own games for the site instead of ones without ME in them. Well I still got to figure out how to make games so bye for now!

ME,

Kasey

6/20/06 Dear Diary,

Yay! The site has a game page!!! OH YEAH!!!!! Play them all you want It was MY great idea....*cough* ok well JD's idea too *cough**cough* ok, ok, it was all of JD's idea. But I help......a little.......nevermind. The point is that we have games. That's all. My fave one is the one that you bounce a ball and try to hit those tiny boxes. But I'm a dog so I don't exactly know what it's called Well I hope you have fun or something on those games. I hear that there will be more games too, but in a short while. The layout of the site will change too, I hear so watch out.

Games are fun,

Kasey

6/12/06 Dear Diary,

I am soooo sorry that I was gone for over a week! It must have gotten boring and sad when I wasn't around to make you happy. Well enough about sad lives. Let's talk about different stuff to ride in! The best, and I mean best thing to ride in is the...TRUCK! It is so big and roomy and there is even this spot for dogs to be out on the back! It's like a bed in there! Second, is the car. They aren't as good as trucks, they are a smaller version and to outdoor part. Third, a bike or motorcycle. A bike is better for smaller dogs but a motorcycle can fit small-medium dogs too! Forth, is a shopping cart. Shocking huh? Well I've had a few tries at that at Home Depot and Lowes and other big stores. They didn't stop me or JD from putting me in a shopping cart and JD pushing me around. It is very true. No lie. But JD always says not to bark or else. But what will happen if I bark in the store? I don't want to take my chances though. There are lots of things to ride on, but these are the best ones to ride. Well bye!

Trucks rule,

Kasey

6/2/06 Dear Diary,

I have to learn another move. It is called the dog spinerturnersuper. To do the dog spinnerturnersuper, you:

1)Stand on something that is above what you will plan to attack.

2)Spin in circles in one spot.

3)Then at the same time, turn.

4)Then act super! Dive down and hit whatever you needed.

Dog spinnertunersuper,

Kasey

6/1/06 Dear Diary,

We had visitors over the weekend. As usual, everyone thought I was sooooooo cute!!!!! They all wanted to adopt me. But I wanted to be here, not some place I don't know! I would have had lots of treats but mom & dad wouldn't let me. How I wish they would. See because I love treats. More than the average dog. About 567% more. Also we went for rides but not in my big red truck We went in the guest's car. It wan't big or red or a truck. I didn't like it as much as the truck. Well know you know. I don't enjoy all cars. THERE I SAID IT. See ya tomorrow!

Red truck here I come!,

Kasey

5/17/06 Dear Diary,

I think I will make a new layout for all of the holidays. Like on Christmas, it will be a Christmas layout. More, more yes. Well have you heard of showdog.com?? You can create your own virtual dog and train, care, show blah blah blah them! It's cool. And free. But you have to pay only if you get a premium. Ready? Go to Cool Dog Sites and click on showdog.com and get started!

*Goes to showdog.com*,

Kasey

5/16/06 Dear Diary,

-sighs- I can't think of anything to write. Though I must keep my promise to my good dog pal! I shall not let them down. So erm...I think my brain stopped. Can't think of anything. We already talked about my fave stuff a bajillion times. So...I beg you to make those dog treats for your dog(s)! If they're sad and blue then whip some up! Though I never had them before. So I don't really know what they taste like. But if they were bad, then they wouldn't put them on the site I learned them on. Well I gotta think what should I put for tomorrow. Well see you next time!

I'm thinking don't disturb!,

Kasey

5/15/06 Dear Diary,

I only got one bone. That was a waste of time. Just one little, tiny, midget size bone! Oh but what is that you say? If it was tiny, then how could you get so fat? Ok bub, you need to learn Dogology, the stuff about dogs. If we think about something fatty, like bacon, then we eat something we get fat. But only if you are in a tree. So umm...I got unlucky...um...yeah. That's what happened.....So enough about me! Have you tried to make the doggie treats I put up? They should taste good. What you need to do, is print out the page. Then you don't have to look at what you're doing then at the screen and so forth. Ok?

Bake it,

Kasey

5/14/06 Dear Diary,

.......Did Kasey get the bone? Did she get out? Huh? Huh? Well? STOP ASKING AND JUST READ THEN :

Kasey has gotten the bone! But she needs to get out. She flies (?) out and gets attacked my birds! She fought against them for a full 5 minutes. Then she tries to land except JD is where Kasey is landing! So quick as a snail, Kasey pulls back into the sky. She got soooo tired, so she flew into a tree and rested there. She spent 12 hours in the tree (My gosh) and ate the whole bone there. But she got so fat, she couldn't fly so good. Trying her best, Kasey flew //fell// out of the tree then the worst happened. She landed right smack onto JD! JD got really mad so she took away all of Kasey's bones. Well at least there was one bone.

Gimme the bones!,

Kasey

5/13/06 Dear Diary,

Ok....have to wait 'till the 14th to see if I got the bone Well only one day left. So what should we talk about? Ok we'll talk about ME I, am the greatest dog EVER! I am smart, talented, and lots of other, but mostly CUTE. I rock the world. I am bone-tastic. I am the cuteanator. (cute-a-nator) To prove it, go to my pics. And mostly take a look at the first one on the 2nd page. OMG isn't that cute?????

Cutely,

Kasey

5/12/06 Dear Diary,

.....Kasey has now reached the bones. She is almost picked one up one bone but JD is coming! What will she do?! OMG help! Help! Kasey must now DO THE DOG FLOP. Kasey has now done the dog flop.*boing* Kasey has gotten out of danger! But will she ever get the bone?! Tune in on 5/14/06 to find out!

Super Pal II,

Kasey

5/11/06 Dear Diary,

! The site copy is over! She will remove what most copies this site. And also she agreed not to copy me anymore! Yay! So let's talk about something else. Umm....well I want a bone. Oooooo I'll use mode! Ok *sneaks into kitchen* (comic narrator) "Will Kasey get the bone?! Will she eascpe?! To be continued.....

Super Pal,

Kasey

5/10/06 Dear Diary,

! I FOUND A SITE THAT COPIED ME!!!!! Sadly, it is one of my friends. THEY just so happend to have a diary, pics, FAQ other sites, news, about, and all the other stuff my site has! She has copied JD for a year now. She might just tell what site copied her, but that could lead to trouble. And to A. 'Cat', PLEASE STOP STEALING JD'S IDEAS.THIS SITE IS COPYRIGHTED AND YOU ARE COPPING ME. stop

Stop,

Kasey AND JD

4/28/06 Dear Diary,

WOW I haven't been on for a while.... So you know what? I WIL BE A NINJA!!!! BONE ATTACK! LICK-FLICK! HI-YA! But the most powerful move at all is the special Dog Flop. Dog Flop. The Dog Flop is when....Ok I'll just give it to you in a list ok? Here's what you do:

1) Jump of of something; it don't matter.

2)While you're falling FLOP!

3) Try and fall on what you wanted to..... make sure it ain't really hard.

So there you go. The Dof Glop. I mean Dog Flop. Use it wisely. *bows*

4/16/06 Dear Diary,

What is this so-called "Easter" everybody's talking about? Sounds like people are cheering the east part of the world. Have no clue, idea, or bone about it. But humans says something about eggs. Eggs. Mmmmmmmmmm.....eggs do taste mighty fine. Eggs can be big, small, fat, skinny, Easter-Easter? Nevermind this was a waste of time writing this. -sigh- Well I'm going to play checkers with the next door crow. See-ya later!

Who are you?,

Kasey

4/15/06 Dear Diary,

Huh? I got my own web site? Never knew that. I hope that I will be a star! Aaahhhh yes, mega bones, fans from all over the world, bone-shaped pools or pool, the biggest dog house in the world, my own TV channel, my movies, music, show......yes it would be great I hope it would all happen. And I'll get a restraining order to get the annoying Jack Russell away...... Well anyways writing this makes my paws feel really funny. So....ok now JD (human sister that runs this site...grrr why cant I?) Is calling me to go out on a walk. Bye!

Bones are yummy,

Kasey